Here is the current AWESOME TRADE! It is an authentic ghost in a jar! This ghost in a jar could be yours, complete with certificate of authenticity! We know you are itching to know how, who wouldn't be!? Here is how:
1) Ask yourself; Would this ghost in a jar enrich my life?
2) Answer yourself; Yes!
3) Find something that is an equally AWESOME TRADE!
4) Contact us at awesome@amnemonic.com and make an offer.
If you feel you meet the requirements of making an AWESOME TRADE, then get on it! This AWESOME TRADE will go to the first trader with an equally AWESOME TRADE and will not be back again. Maybe one day we will catch another ghost in a jar, but not likely. Once this AWESOME TRADE is made, a new AWESOME TRADE will take it's place.
Important Notice: If you open the jar and let the ghost out, not our problem. So don't open it and this will not be an issue. There is a ghost in the jar, it is the one you see. Spooky ain't it? This is intended for fun so if you are not interested in this ghost in a jar, bugger off. As a footnote: you do not have to refrigerate after opening, unless the ghost stays in the jar and asks you to do so. As a toenote: this is not a "trade up" program. This is an attempt to build the Amnemonic Awesome Collection.